The Hansens

A family website in uncertainty

Unrest spreads through digital space. The venerable family website of the Hansen dynasty has faded from memory, lost between outdated plugins and half-forgotten backups.

In this time of uncertainty, a no-longer-quite-young development Padawan was chosen to take on the glorious mission of bringing order to the chaos and restoring the website to its former shine...

But the Force was weak in him.

Instead of creating clarity, the Padawan wandered through tangled paths of containers, reverse proxies, and mysterious configuration files.

What began as a simple family site slowly turned into an impenetrable construct, half blog, half experiment, threaded with strange services whose purpose even their creator no longer fully understood.

Now a peculiar system drifts through the digital galaxy, somewhere between genius and madness...

And the family quietly wonders: was that really the plan?